sofiahayes:

Hey, thanks! So why are you resorting to mime?

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I’ve just run out of conversation topics. It would save my voice, and people would actually have to pay attention to me in order to know what I’m saying.

(Source: adamaged)




ivybye:

I wanted to be an Olsen twin when I was a kid.

They were cute enough to get away with anything.




ivybye:

I couldn’t agree more. And Michelle is adorable.

You got it, dude.




sofiahayes:

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You’re a natural.

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eloiseclarence:

The more I think about it, the sorrier I feel for the crew of this show. You’re right. Are you going to paint yourself silver and stand perfectly still in Times Square? You’ll be amazing.

Painting myself sounded like a good idea until I thought about how many children I’d scare. Their crying would probably cause me to go, “Oh shit,” and my entire career will go down the toilet.

(Source: adamaged)




eloiseclarence:

Hey, if that doesn’t work out, you can always be a cameraman for a show like this. God knows they don’t talk too much.

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And watch people interact dramatically? No thanks. I’ll become a mime street performer in New York City. A starving artist, or whatever. Live off of hot dogs.

(Source: adamaged)







ivybye:

I think I’ll spend my day watching reruns of Full House.

Uncle Jesse is the man.




I have run out of things to say, so I might pursue a career in miming. 

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ivybye:

Right. That makes sense.

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Based on first impression, I wouldn’t say you are. But you never know.

(Source: adamaged)




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